Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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