My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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