Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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