His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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