Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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