Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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