your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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