You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Randomize
