Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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