How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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