Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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