Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Shame - the story of my life.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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