Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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