Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
