the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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