If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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