what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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