Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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