Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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