I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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