It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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