they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
they need to just BURY HIM!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
