let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
did i walk over a car last night?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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