It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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