Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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