i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
