Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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