How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Randomize
