just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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