Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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