It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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