honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Porn is love you can see.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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