what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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