Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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