You really coming over, don't trick.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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