the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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