every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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