But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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