I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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