As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So much Jack, so little girl.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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