problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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