One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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