Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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