I love black thongs
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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