This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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