I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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