Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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