well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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