How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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