dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
