Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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