I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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