You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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