I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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