he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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