I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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