Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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