Small penises have feelings too.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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